i just want to post a conversation i had with a friend on msn yesterday, when we had nothing else to do. it was almost six u see (we work till 6) so we had some spare time to just talk cock. seriously, it has more cock than colonel sanders can chew. anybody that had join us halfway wouldn't understand a single thing. thinking about it now still makes me laugh. that tim. he's one funny cunt. he's a junior of mine when we were in secondary school. never really talk then. heck i doubt he knew i existed. anyways, we became friends when i went to melbourne a couple of years ago (was suppose to further my studies, but it turned out to be one LONG holiday...we'll save that for later). so well, yea...below is part of our conversation...hahaha enjoyyyyy...

Phil McRoch : ei there's a CK jeans sales coming up...

Heywood Jablome : CibaiKia Jeans?!

Phil McRoch : no... it's Chow Kit Jeans

Heywood Jablome : oops... must have been buyin fake ones all this while... mine says calvin klien

Phil McRoch : confirm fake la....everyone knows it's ChowKit... they even haf a street named after ChowKit in da heart of KL

Heywood Jablome : no shit

Phil McRoch : i kid u not

Heywood Jablome : Jalan CK.. what next...CK underwear?....hahahaha
Heywood Jablome : who the hell would buy branded underwear

Phil McRoch : hahhhh i dunno man... like as if they will get a celebrity to endorse it..."wooooo kermit wears those..."

Heywood Jablome : imagine men wearing underwear with another mans name on it... would u wear underwear with my name on it?! or maybe Phil McRoch Intimates.

Phil McRoch : wat they gonna think of next?!?! put an animal on it?!?! imagine wearing "crocodile briefs"...

Heywood Jablome : hhahahahaa...... people nowadays....so materialistic....every piece of clothing has to have a brand on it.....
Heywood Jablome : next thing u know ..... they would have created movin pictures displayed in a box..available in every home...

Phil McRoch : wat?!?!.....as if gramophone isnt enuff to cause a racket?!?!

Heywood Jablome : ...ya man.. the devils tool... that gramaphone... scares me half to death what these young uns listen to these days..... Bach is the devil.. and that Beethoven that's just another name for beelzebub

Phil McRoch : and haf u seen dat mozart fella?!?!...he looks like da devil himself...with his crazy hair and all..... and how can beethoven make music when he's DEAF?!?!?! must be da devil in his head!!!

Heywood Jablome : He's the devil...... i reckon if u play his music backwards .. all ye'll get is somethin like " Im the fuckin devil dammit...fuck britney..." Heywood Jablome : be afraid.. be very afraid

Phil McRoch : they're brainwashing da minds of kids these days...

then it hits 6pm. your brain automatically shuts down every system that has anything to do with work, u don't need a fuckin watch to tell u that!!! this is also when our conversation turns from plain rubbish to verbal abuses. see, when it reaches 6, one part of your brain shuts down but it triggers the startup of another, THE DARK SIDE!!! huahuahuahuahua...

Heywood Jablome : haha..... lak tiam liao... chao lo........pang kang!!! woohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... transform.........chechooochochochehche

Phil McRoch : autobots...roll out... oh i read outpostnine.com... he wrote about transformers...quite a good read...

Heywood Jablome : any pics of ME FUCKING YOUR MUM IN THE ASS?

Phil McRoch : unfortunately not...but there's a pic of YOUR SISTER GIVING ME HEAD!

Heywood Jablome : Good God your moms got a mouth like hoover

Phil McRoch : at least she aint got fanny's so big it can fit a family of 6

Heywood Jablome : eh i ciao first....... talkin about your mum has made me all sweaty and shit.... your mamma has a face only a mother gorilla could love

Phil McRoch : and ur dad's dat mother gorilla...

Heywood Jablome : your mums ugly but at least shes cheap... "two dorrer sucky sucky... me can love you long time.."

Phil McRoch : u're mom comes with an easy payment plan of RM3.99 a month for half a month.... and if u call within da next minute...we'll throw in both of ur retarded sisters in, absolutely no charge!

hahahahaha...u've gotta love tim. he's got the weirdest stories to tell. and this is when he's SOBER! wait till u see him drug fucked. hahahaha... he'll put on a british accent and acts like a spastic monkey! well that's all for today. tune in again tomorrow for more "FUCKING YOUR MUM IN THE ASS" show...same time, same channel...

oh, for those who'd like to know where did "ME FUCKING YOUR MUM IN THE ASS" came from, check out jay pinkerton's ORIGIN OF SUPERMAN...hahaha...



fuck i'm lame...sigh...