made in china...

i have here, in my possession, the amazing HAND-PRESSING FLASH LIGHT!!! yimun's dad bought this for us (he bought a few units) a few months ago and we have had such laughs then. then we got bored of it and it was relegated into the glove compartment/box in my car (why do they call it the glove compartment here in malaysia when none of us actually wear gloves...) anyways, i found the box for the HAND-PRESSING FLASH LIGHT again today while searching for a lighter in the car, and i thought 'man, i should put this shit up in my blog...' wahahahaha so here it is...

hahahaha...the instructions on the box is absolutely hilarious. this is what it says -

PRODUCT CHARCTERISTICS:

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.

2. No need any power, no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift.

3. Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.

fucken hell, this shit really works!!! tim can be the testimony. he had a go with the HAND-PRESSING FLASH LIGHT for like 3 minutes and he could feel his hand became relax and his brain clever. AHAHAHAHAHAH...

i say if you want to "relax your hand and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition", it'll take more than just to light up a couple of LED hooked up to a dynamo. some new science and technology huh...