quick one...

no time... busy... work... shit... ughhhhh...

anyways, here's the other magnet-dynamo-obscene hand shaking-powered torch light.

and this is what it says:-

Features:
1) Only shake it forward and backward while use. So as to make it generating to light up.

2) Its switch system is based on advanced magnetic induction technologies. So it's long in service life and reliable in performance.

Advantages:
1) A torch is used for emergency lighting purpose. However, the traditional battery-supplied torch may cause you a big trouble because the battery will become ineffective and produce pollution if the torch is left idle for a long time. The chargeable torch also has the problem of power leakage; or it will help you remember to charge only at the time you need. This innovative torch is the breakthrough in solution to waste and inconvenience.

2) Being self-supplying, it will serve you long and well.

Caution:
1) Never keep it close to household appliances or other articles which need to be shielded from magnetism.

2) We will not take the responsibility for any loss caused by improper use.

Not bad English if you ask me... opsss got to run... there's a storm coming. being unable to go online at home is bad enough (the lightning fried my home modem last week), i wouldn't want to lose my office modem too. will post more shit, when i have the time... sigh... year end hustle...

made in china...

i have here, in my possession, the amazing HAND-PRESSING FLASH LIGHT!!! yimun's dad bought this for us (he bought a few units) a few months ago and we have had such laughs then. then we got bored of it and it was relegated into the glove compartment/box in my car (why do they call it the glove compartment here in malaysia when none of us actually wear gloves...) anyways, i found the box for the HAND-PRESSING FLASH LIGHT again today while searching for a lighter in the car, and i thought 'man, i should put this shit up in my blog...' wahahahaha so here it is...

hahahaha...the instructions on the box is absolutely hilarious. this is what it says -

PRODUCT CHARCTERISTICS:

1. This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.

2. No need any power, no environmental pollution. Low noise and health. Comparing with common torch, it can be several times on lift.

3. Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.

fucken hell, this shit really works!!! tim can be the testimony. he had a go with the HAND-PRESSING FLASH LIGHT for like 3 minutes and he could feel his hand became relax and his brain clever. AHAHAHAHAHAH...

i say if you want to "relax your hand and brain clever, hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition", it'll take more than just to light up a couple of LED hooked up to a dynamo. some new science and technology huh...

paper paper...

paper is all i see...all day and most of the nights... for the past 24 years! i was born into this industry, me. and we deal with paper ALOT! and you would think that i'd be sick of it already...

but this shit really fascinates me!

will learn more about it here... though i don't read korean...

wooo hooooo...

har har har...i wonder if we can grow these species of cactus here in Malaysia. they're beautiful, aren't they?! they're called peyote plant. and i foresee that they'll be very popular soon.

and do you know where do blue balls come from?!

and check out vera bee's fantastic illustrations...

and chris appelhans has some beautiful drawings to share...

and go crazy with coca-cola's new christmas flash games...though christmas is still about 7 weeks away...

HOI...

i received an email a few months back with a short movie clip attached. it was a stand up comedy by some unknown dude that looks like an indian to me, but i wasn't sure, about why chinese people and indian people can't work together. and it cracked the shit out of me. that guy is seriously funny! but with no name whatsoever, the movie clip became a archived movie file in my movies folder.

but a couple of days ago, while i was out having dinner with yimun's family, her sister recommended russell peters to me, a canadian indian stand up comedian. and she was saying how funny he is. so back to yimun's house, she threw me the dvd containing the full act. IT'S HIM! russell peters. i laughed non-stop from the start till the end of the whole show. his stuff isn't fresh, but the way he tells it, his facial expression, his accent, everything falls into place. his material's mostly about other races, and how one race perceive the other race. sort of how we malaysian chinese talk about malaysian indians and malays, and vice versa. maybe that's why i, as a malaysian in a multi-cultured country, can relate!

i've been hitting the replay button for the 7th time in 3 days! hahahaha... he's THAT funny... or maybe i'm just easily amused. so you guys should watch it... or SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD...